This Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 Fan Built the Worst Ride in History

Meet Marcel Vos. RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 mega-fan and internet sadist of the century. Fans of the game may remember him from last December. At the time, Vos built 12 Years of Suffering, the record for the longest, most miserable ride in gaming history.

12 Years of Suffering took that many years to complete in real life. It consisted of 2 synchronized rides. One tiny ride with a departure dependent on the larger one. The latter of which took up all of the park’s real estate. It was so boring and painfully slow that it could not support loops, drops, or, you know, anything fun.

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Now Vos has done it again. He’s broken his record for the longest ride in RCT 2-and it’s even worse than his last.

Meet your new favorite nightmare: 45 Years in Hell. That’s right. That is HUMAN years, not RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 years.

That means you could see RCT 2 guests get on the ride today, leave your computer, get married, divorced, and RETIRE, and finally see your theme park guests get off in the year 2064.

In this scenario, I would be 73 years old…and you know what? It’d be totally worth it.

The Internet tips our hat to you Mr. Vos.

If this has inspired you to make an equally miserable roller coaster, you can buy the game here.

45 Years of Hell takes 1835 years and 57 days in game-time to complete 1 of 7 laps. See hell on earth below.

Originally published at http://geekyscatterbrain.com on August 1, 2019.